Intro – Jefferson and Pastor Anderson
In 2011, Adam Kokesh organized a dance protest at the Jefferson Memorial, challenging a US Appeals Court decision that banned the activity there. The various finger snaps, shimmies and slow dancing were answered with a jackboot. Ex-Marine Adam’s veins ran icy behind aviator shades as he stared down the pogue bike cop who body slammed and then Ranger-choked him at Jefferson’s feet for a jig. The symbolism was appropriate.
Thomas Jefferson said “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” This is historical fact, not literary metaphor. Today’s blood pours from the face of Pastor Steven Anderson; he bleeds for America.
In 2009, an unresisting Pastor Anderson was tasered for 22 seconds and face-pounded into broken glass for the crime of exercising his 4th Amendment rights at an internal Border Patrol checkpoint. Watch the full documentary to see lying federal agents exposed in court. Watch especially the full dashcam footage and his retelling in the immediate aftermath. It is your responsibility as a free citizen to stoke your anger against these lying, sadistic pigs.
Anderson was acquitted of the false misdemeanor charges in a brilliantly-defended jury trial. I can’t find mention of the result of Anderson’s civil lawsuit, which means the government may have already settled it with an NDA for a very hefty sum. Because of Anderson, you can now safely call the Border Patrol’s bluff.
A similar case, minus the brutality, netted $210,000 for the plaintiff, Terri Bressi. Interestingly this case may only have seen the light of day because anti-government conspiracy theorist Jared Loughner killed the judge responsible for burying it during his attack on Representative Giffords. The killing now appears to be pure coincidence, but the next judge nevertheless prudently decided to hear Bressi’s case. This demonstrates that the judiciary is a uniquely vulnerable pressure point in the ongoing war for citizens’ rights.
Anderson, it seems, has all the luck. The poor guy has to drive all over the country for his fire alarm business. Here, scumbag cops threaten to kill him over a burnt-out license plate light. Crime: Insufficient subservience to cop. His passengers show courage under pressure, and the cops get nothing. If Anderson hadn’t defused the situation by exiting his car, which by Constitutional rights he needn’t have, it would’ve been another bloodbath. I guess he figures one lawsuit at a time is enough!
Ironically, Anderson has also discovered the world’s best cop repellant: God’s holy word. John 3:20.
Pastor Steven L. Anderson is a Good Man. I love him. Here’s his blog, and his wife’s blog. It gladdens my heart to know such men still breathe. Too few.
To see Anderson’s true nature, watch this video. And I highly recommend his Youtube channel.
The American Jackboot
As research for this post, I read Dale Carson’s “Arrest-Proof Yourself”. It’s a credible, up-to-date book. The author advises you to submit meekly to cops, not record them, and cry, piss and shit yourself to avoid arrest. But then, he would: he’s an ex-cop who loved the job.
Carson is enormously proud of the modern police state. He contrasts it unfavorably with the patchwork quilt of local corruption that used to characterize American policing. That’s natural – his father was one of the men who made it happen.
The problem is that sometimes the cure is worse than the disease.
Old Style American Police – an Healthy Immune System
Cops used to be corrupt. That means they were openly racist and in bed with organized crime. They ran prostitution, gambling and booze. They disappeared inconvenient people, and there was no recourse. To which I say, So what?
All that sounds like a rational method for ignoring stupid laws and keeping property values high. Honest, decent capitalist liberty. Thug cops predating on thugs. White middle class America can sleep soundly, doors unlocked.
Carson’s only real objections to modern policing are 1. that it screws over jits (low-IQ street scum), and 2. that technology has destroyed privacy, requiring new legal protections to compensate. His insight into jit sociology is brilliant, deeply empathetic, and utterly meaningless. A healthy society must remove such people from the gene pool to survive. On the subject of privacy he does better, but doesn’t go nearly far enough. He is blind to the true evil of his father’s shiny new utopia.
Here’s the worst that happens to the right sort of person in old-style America. This video shows small-town cop corruption thwarted by very smart (and lucky) pro-se defendant. At worst, he could’ve paid the ticket.
In the age of the miniature digital camera, the middle class has almost nothing to fear from this type of corruption. Villages get a bit of extra toll revenue, and the state (as in 50 states) clamps down if someone goes overboard. The cops are the social immune system. They’re a part of the community, not a cancer killing it.
A Brave New World
Unfortunately, post-Christian Equalitarian America demanded a different solution. Local racism must be eradicated with federal steel and swamped with 3rd world sweat. Citizen rights must be universal, regardless of vagrancy. Integration must be forced at bayonet and shivpoint. 100 white women must be raped or sexually assaulted by black men per day.
How does one square anti-racism with the 1.32 standard deviation higher black propensity for violent crime?
The answer is obvious to a physicist. Criminality is a question of thresholds. If rational discrimination is prohibited, it is still possible to lock up all the truly dangerous criminals. One simply lowers the threshold for criminality and expands the prison population until the target population is behind bars. This locks up plenty of harmless innocents, but that is the price of peace.
And that, in a nutshell, is the rationale for the war on drugs. A white who smokes weed isn’t dangerous, but a black is. A white who drinks isn’t dangerous, but an aborigine or Native American is. All are equal behind bars. And magically, perfectly, voluntarily segregated.
“…from 1973 to 2009, the prison population grew from about 200,000 to approximately 2.2 million. With this spike, the U.S. now holds close to a quarter of the world’s prisoners, even though it accounts for just 5 percent of the global population.” Source.
Rejoice! Anti-racist utopia is here! Carson writes, “If anything, police are looking to arrest more white guys. Cops get tired of busting people of color all the time. They welcome what Tom Wolfe calls “the Great White Defendant.””
And what price? How did we cease to discriminate against the genetically and employment challenged? Well, the only honest cop is one who quit in disgust. Young Turks interviews just such a man, ex-Marine Michael Wood, on police mentality. Wood describes the modern meaning of the “thin blue line” – one side bad guys, one side citizens, and cops neither. For cops, it’s us vs. them – them meaning YOU.
Joe Rogan’s interview is more pointed. There’s lots of boring racism stuff, but more on how cops are pathetic, can’t shoot, etc. This is a natural consequence of a hiring boom with budget constraints.
Carson makes much of the fact that the police are a giant revenue machine sucking dollars from the clueless, harmless masses. But it’s not primarily revenue they’re sucking. The vast majority of police funding comes from local taxes. What they’re really vacuuming is people, to fill the quota of a flawed heuristic.
You may disagree with the explanation, but you cannot deny the conclusion: Cops are after YOU. The modern cop is 1% lifesaver, 99% life destroyer looking to make his arrest tally. And you wouldn’t need the life saver if you defended yourself and had trustworthy neighbors.
Almost all police effort is put into hunting and arresting people, nothing else. No more officer Barney, a friendly uncle to help raise your boys. Cops are manhunters. You and your children are their prey.
Arrest Pinball – the Numbers Game
Don’t take my word for it. I’m an evil racist unperson fit only for the concentration camps, like my great-aunt. Everything I say will be proven by America’s finest.
From Carson’s book:
“The most important thing in a cop’s life is the number of arrests made— how many each day, each week, each month. Cops get paid, promoted, and earn status and a macho rep almost exclusively by arrest numbers. This is bad news for you, because when cops come up short at the end of the month and have to make their numbers, they’ll arrest anybody for anything.”
“How does a department know who’s a good cop and who’s not? Simple. Departmental bosses just count the number of arrests and traffic tickets the cops give out in a month. Is it really that simple? Yep.”
“So a good cop doesn’t hit the street thinking, “How am I going to make America a safer place?” He simply goes out to score points.”
“This is one of my tally sheets while I was a patrol officer in Miami. Nobody outside police departments ever sees these things. Now you’re looking at one for the first time , and what you realize is that it’s all about points. So many traffic tickets, so many arrests, etc. Superior officers can rate a cop in seconds, just by scanning the tally sheet. Note what’s not on the sheet— time spent helping citizens. There’s no column and no credit for warnings given in lieu of arrest or notices to appear.”
“The tally sheet scoring system encourages cops to give out traffic tickets instead of warnings. It motivates them to make arrests rather than resolve problems by conciliation and warnings. Years ago cops might have taken an errant child home to Mama or delivered a drunk to a spouse. Not anymore. Humane alternatives do not score points. Worse, from the cop’s point of view, they take up valuable time that could be used to hunt and arrest more people. The point system turns arrests into a game rather than a human encounter. It transforms people into points.”
Police detectives work a little differently than patrol officers, but are too few to make a difference. Feds operate on a completely different system. They’re scored on arrests and CONVICTIONS, meaning they build cases instead of arrest pinballing. Unfortunately, feds are much more interested in going after anti-statists than they are in stopping the $400 billion epidemic of white collar crime, primarily check fraud and embezzlement, sweeping America with the digital revolution. See Frank Abagnale’s book, “The Art of the Steal,” for details.
The cops have absolutely no hope of addressing white collar crime. They’re busy hunting the masses in the name of zero-tolerance equalitarian policing. Welcome to Big Sister.
Got crime? Hassle everybody!
Carson continues to digging his own grave:
“This means searching for people to arrest by stopping cars and questioning people on the street. This approach seems haphazard, but it works. The reason is that most serious crimes are solved not by dogged detective work, but by street policing by a cop who stops someone suspicious and says, “Hey you, come over here! Got some ID?” That’s right. Merely by pulling over cars and stopping people on the street, police catch an astounding number of bad guys.”
“The hottest trend in police work is proactive policing. When you cut through the rhetoric, this means making arrests for any and all violations no matter how small. The more people cops arrest, the more likely they are to catch serious bad guys. Proactive policing is a modern version, using computers, radio, and digital communications, of what cops used to call “the big heat.””
Just when you thought we were done with anti-racism:
“After years of sensitivity training in police forces throughout America, what has emerged is the modern patrol officer, who is an equal opportunity arrest-making specialist. Police like to arrest anybody, of any race, at any time, including people just like you.”
“Racist cops who hassle innocent minorities have low police activity. They generate complaints, internal investigations, lawsuits, and heat from the media and organized blocks of black and Hispanic voters. Racist cops can be politically fatal to elected chiefs and sheriffs.”
That there continue to be so many complaints about police racism is simply an artifact of the crimefact that NAMs (non-Asian minorities) have a higher propensity for crime. Cops are now firmly Get Whitey.
Papers, please – so we can FI you. Fuck your 4th.
Whenever cops talk to you, they fill out a Field Interview card. They note your description, location, notes, and ID. Next time they get a crime in the area, guess who they’ll come looking for? That’s why cops demand your papers just like they did in Nazi Germany, and that’s why you don’t talk to cops.
Now, according to the 4th Amendment and Supreme Court interpretation, a law-abiding citizen minding his own business does NOT have to produce ID. But few cops know this, and those who do tend to “forget”.
Again, don’t take my word for it:
Dyke cops demand papers from combat vet for walking down the street while chewing tobacco.Video
Open-carry ID refusal on two lying Hispanic cops unfamiliar with white concept of limited government. Video
Bullyball – Get Used to It
You know why cops love law-abiding citizens? Because they’re soft targets. They’re not acclimated to police bullying, and they cave quick. Which makes it easier for Bully Badge to beat his quota and earn back-slaps back at the station.
The solution? Easy. A crocodile only has a couple of tricks. Get used to it on Youtube first, and you’ll keep your cool in the field.
Traffic stops:
Cop arrests white speeding mother for refusing to permit her minor son to be questioned separately. Mom desperately tells son, “Answer nothing!” Video
Cop intimidation tactics when they don’t know they’re being recorded. Screaming idiot pig harasses man guilty only of being outside during the “red zone”: 9pm – 3am, when criminals are usually out. Video
Open carry:
Open carry guy arrested and almost shot in traffic stop. Video
Active Duty Soldier Illegally Disarmed and Arrested – These Idiot Cops Claim ‘We’re Above The Law’. Video
Open Carry: Veteran Unlawfully Disarmed, Detained & Arrested by scumbag coward cops. Video
Open carry: County ordinances don’t trump state law or the bill of rights, but scumbag cops don’t care. Video
Why all this open-carry stuff? Society has become r-selected, and people have ceded their safety to the badged thugs who prey on them. This is stupid. Far more sheep wind up in the sheepdog’s dinner bowl than the wolf’s mouth. Arm yourself. By doing so openly, you’ll condition the populace with mortality salience stimuli. Open-carry enthusiasts are walking beacons of K-selection. Plus, you get to watch the rabbits shit themselves. Remember, 80% of police can’t hit the broad side of a barn. Much police “brutality” is just an overtriggered coward’s eyes-closed spray and pray. 2nd Amendment, use it or lose it.
Filming
Cops behave (relatively speaking) around cameras. Imagine what they do off tape.
Dude harassed for reading emails, on suspicion of photographing, which also is not a crime. Video
Arrested for videotaping at metro. Told “trespassing,” agrees to leave, refuses ID, then arrested. Video
Minorities
Not every negro is a nigger. Revolutionary-era style property-based graduations would go a long way towards liberating middle class blacks from the burden of negative association. White is as white does.
Crooked cops arrest man for filming police crackdown on blacks, then delete footage. Hacker recovers it.
Video
Racial profiling on insufficiently submissive innocent negros leads to arrest. Video
NYPD cops don’t like being filmed, follow peaceful black dude out of subway so they can tackle him into the slippery pavement. Video
Crazy cop brutality on innocent black man leads to multiple cops leaving force. Video
Checkpoints
Legal immigrant detained for 19 days at internal checkpoint for flexing his rights. Video
Man faces down border agents at internal checkpoint, who draw nunchuks. Then argues with fat faggy lying supervisor. Wins. Video
Other
Giving away free beer is a crime. Liberty bus guys all arrested. No freedom of assembly or private property. Video
Undercover police car hits protestor, then threatens to arrest her to block her attempt to file a complaint. She even finds the car in the cops’ parking lot. Video
Police handcuff inconvenient peaceful diminutive female defense attorney so they can photograph her black clients. “Please do.” Video
Cops prevent documentation of corrupt Republican railroading of caucus by arresting videotaper to boos of crowd. Video
The new generation fights back
Spartan law forbade making war against the same enemy for too long, lest they thus learn how to fight. The cops aren’t quite that smart.
Copblock
Copblock is one of the most stylish and ballsy movements for liberty. Hippies welcome.
Dude flips off squad cars and yells “Fuck the police” repeatedly, faces down police harassment. Says what you’ve always wanted to say. Video
You can film as long as you’re 10 feet away. Telling off more cops. Video
Fat scumbag Dallas police attempt intimidation of Cop Block cameraman – plants evidence. Faced down. True balls. Video
Checkpoints
Attempt to harass and intimidate Hispanic immigrant at internal checkpoint gets camera-blocked quick. Video
Camera covered dude gives internal checkpoint the silent treatment. Detained for hours. Video
Idiot at internal border checkpoint detains Gavin Seim because “the Constitution.” Gets owned. Video
Pastor Anderson tells off idiot inbred cop. Video
Open carry
16 Open Carriers vs Several Police Officers. Paddy wagon arrives. Citizens refuse ID. Cops get a lot nicer when the balance of power doesn’t favor them. Video
Cops illegally take open carry gun, law student schools them. Video
Open carry educating rights-violating cops. Making society more K-selected. Awesome. Video
Open Carry Expert Schools A Rookie Cop Video
Pussy neighbors call 911 on open carry audit. Cops disarm but then release. Shake, little rabbits. Video
Filming
Veteran videotaping police station faces down bully black cop, who has a near breakdown. Hi-larious. Video
Police respond to cameraman with Confront, Intimidate Distract tactic – cold war between citizenry and police. Video
Cold war cameraman vs cops – undercover cop made. Suitter 1, cops 0. Video
Good cops are still bad cops
Sometimes cops have been properly conditioned by citizen activity to respect civil rights in a particular domain. Even so, they’re still revenue-farming liars and arrest-sniffers sending hordes of clueless masses into dhimmitude. This is the best a modern American cop can be. Video
Military guys are different. A lot of them are real oathkeepers, seems to me. They aren’t revenue and arrest-farming the populace into dhimmitude. I can’t speak about MP’s specifically, but the armed forces are alright. Real men, not greasy betrayal specialists. Video
Guy open carry stopped by ex Marine Policeman – ex soldier cops are still cops. Illegally searched and took gun, and fished hard for name. Don’t be fooled by the patriotic exterior. Video
Open Carry, Detained, Cuffed And Disarmed. Ignore the demeanor, focus on the Constitutional violations. Video
Small cop lies = lifelong dhimmitude
We’re piling up the evidence, but we’re not done with Carson yet. In his book, he puzzles over the twin social trends of diversity and conformity, which to him are antithetical. Actually, the latter proceeds necessarily from the former! An ethnically homogenous society fosters high trust and commonality, permitting toleration of great eccentricity and personality variance. However, a low trust multicultural society must strictly punish deviations from social conformity to prevent breakdown and punish predation.
This is obvious. We are not an ethnic nation, but a credo nation. Ergo, anyone who rejects the credo is outcast, other, unperson and threat. And that credo has mutated into whatever is spoken by the empty-headed teleprompter-reading high priests of TV, aka post-Christian Christianity.
Take your pick: diversity of genes and tyranny of spirit, or tyranny of genes and diversity of soul. Black dick or freedom. For the 80,000 victims of prison rape in 2011, that choice is literal.
Carson’s evidence completely undermines his thesis that police are not corrupt. He admits that cops are enemies to be avoided now, due to the modernization of the police force and the dawn of police arrest pinball. From this it follow that they’re all sleazeball social-pressure lying predators: they’re just being good at their job. Police are allowed to lie. My case is made.
The only thing Carson doesn’t directly admit is the magnitude of the lying component. I suppose this is because, relative to the bad old days, the lies seem rather minor in magnitude. They are procedural matters – minor fibs, excusable slips of memory regarding the sequence of events, technicalities regarding probable cause, reasonable suspicion, and permission to search.
Carson fails to connect the pieces he presents. These “small” lies are rendered quite serious by the combination of arrest-spam and resulting arrestee dhimmitude.
I’ll explain arrestee dhimmitude in a moment, but first let’s establish what Carson does not: that all cops are liars.
Former cop who ratted on his department and then quit tells cops, “Every cop in America is a liar. I used to be one of them!” Then proves it. While flexing his rights during a traffic stop. (Big speech is at the end.) Video
Cop arrests man for requesting pen to sign ticket. Video
Pathetic revenue farming nanny state cops ticket man for having dog in car with all windows cracked on 64 degree day. Then arrest him for saying “asshole,” even though he didn’t say it. Video
The only solution is to make ALL cops wear cameras ALL the time. If the camera “fails”, the cop’s testimony is inadmissable. THAT’S a revolution. If all cops can lie, and all cops do lie, then the courts must consider all cops liars, just as all civilians do.
The technology already exists for cheap, and is a much better investment than all that federally-funded “SWAT” military gear. As an added bonus, all those mysteriously convenient cop dash cam failures will cease to occur. I long for the day when I see a cop beat feet because his record light blinked out.
The new dhimmi panopticon
Now that you’ve got a solution safely in sight, it’s time to scare the shit out of you. This is what the fuss is all about.
1 arrest = you’re screwed. No conviction necessary.
An arrest is already game over. It’s on your permanent record. Corporate cowardice means you are employment-impaired for life. Computerized records are a bitch.
Used to be that starting over meant moving one town over. No longer. A background checks cost $40 and covers the whole US. Employers do them regularly. Finally getting promoted from night-shift clerk to manager? Think again. You’re fired, start over. Welcome to minimum wage for life.
The electronic plantation means lifetime menial labor.
This is also the big danger of identity fraud. Fraud generates a warrant generates an arrest, rendering you dhimmi for life, and you never even left home.
Avoid the system at all costs
Electronic dhimmitude is just the beginning of the fun. The system has plenty more to offer those stuck in its gears.
Private prisons hate to see you go, and will invent rules violations to keep those federal dollars flowing. Probation is outdoor prison, with a thousand fast-track technicalities to send you back inside, for longer.
All this itty-bitty bitchy stuff just amounts to an IQ-test to keep dangerous violent NAM’s behind bars. You can outlaw racism, but then you’ve got to outlaw stupid.
Carson writes: “Even when you’re released on probation, you’re still on the plantation. You and your home can be searched at any time. You have to sign away the right to a warrant and judicial review of searches as a condition of probation. If probation officers so decide, they can administer drug tests and strip-search and body-cavity search you at any time. Probation officers are not, repeat not, social workers. They’re outdoor jailers.”
Socialist Social Services enforces the tyranny of female normalcy, and is tremendously incompetent. Juvies and “crazies”, say hello to your new mom. The sum is less than its mediocre parts, due to fragmentation, overwork and bureaucratic sclerosis. This federally funded complex has fun knock-on effects into private practice, and is part of why psychology and sociology are nuts.
Big Sister is always watching
The Mark of the Beast marches nearer with technological progress. We can even see its political impetus at the implosion of Keynesianism. The Social Security ID# (not for ID!) is the first national unique numeric identifier, and Americans now routinely provide it. Fingerprints offer another UID. The prison industrial complex already employs a technology to convert a fingerprint into a unique number. The danger is that people become manageable rows in a federal database, permitting total totalitarianism.
You’d be surprised, however, at the number of hidden eyes already watching you. Modern smart cars have black boxes and nav systems. Automatic license plate scanners auto-issue citations and track movements.
Snowden’s NSA owns everything digital.
On black boxes, Carson writes: “They overwrite old data, but there is usually information for a half hour or more in the box at all times.”
“For years the FBI has been getting warrants to remotely operate General Motors OnStar systems. Once activated, the systems track vehicles ’ movements and transmit conversations via the interior microphones.”
Cops are notoriously non-techy, but they’re catching up to street life, at least. Carson writes: “In real life, it takes hours to dump a phone and decide whether the data recovered is evidence or trivia. That is about to change. In New York and Los Angeles, and in more cities each year, police employ digital data extractors.”
““Complete logical extraction” means they probe your digital brains and drain the data to the last drop. They get everything, including root directories, hidden files, and— important for prosecution— invisible metafiles that show times, dates, and locations of photographs, videos, and recordings. They know precisely when and where you created or received info. Forget the gooey finger. This is a digital exam on steroids.”
“By cloning this information, cops can make an exact duplicate of your phone and record all your future calls, e-mails, videos, and pics, not to mention your movements. Once they return your phone and say “Drive safely and have a nice day!” they’ll be listening in on a clone phone before you get into third gear.”
“Computers and keyword search technology now make it possible to monitor conversations, spoken and written, in real time. A computer can monitor thousands of information streams simultaneously, flag interesting conversations and messages, and type them up instantly. You may think, “Isn’t that illegal if agencies don’t have a warrant?” Unfortunately, the courts can’t prohibit illegal monitoring if they don’t know it’s happening.”
A new privacy bill of rights
Clearly, technology has eroded what used to be a physically-inviolable natural right – privacy. Carson proposes a solution:
“DALE’S BILL OF RIGHTS
1. To have records of arrests not leading to convictions made permanently unavailable to anyone, including judges before sentencing, except law enforcement agencies. Let’s make “innocent until proven guilty” actually mean something.
2. To have records of GPS tracking devices, gate security systems, computer monitoring software, and employment telephone recordings made permanently unavailable to anyone except law enforcement agencies. Where you go, who you call, and what you do are your business.
3. To have any and all psychological tests, assessments, job interviews, school interviews, and admissions documents made permanently unavailable to anyone— period. Dissemination of this stuff just speeds your check-in to the social service plantation.
4. To be free from involuntary counseling, psychoanalysis, personality profiling, and use of mind-altering pharmaceuticals. So what if you’re a little weird? Stay free.
5. To be left alone. To not have government employees, ex-spouses, enemies, and Nosy Parkers able to know everything you do, day in and day out, world without end, amen. It’s your life. Maybe it’s glorious, maybe it’s grubby, but it’s yours and no one else’s, at least not without a court order!”
The War on Men
Male privilege’s a bitch.
“The states have their reasons for aggressively arresting men. They have had it with the social chaos caused by unwed mothers. Thus they enforce statutory rape (sex with minor girls) laws with a vengeance. As to strict enforcement of laws against domestic disturbance and domestic battery, prosecutors point out that murders of women drop by half when these laws are strictly enforced.
Most men have no idea how seriously offenses against women are viewed by cops, prosecutors, and judges. These laws are often enforced by female police officers, female prosecutors, and female judges. Some of these women are on a mission from God to make men miserable. Getting scared yet? You should be.”
“Women can recruit the power of the state to take their side in disputes with men, with disastrous consequences. I myself can testify to the soundness of this advice. One of my ex-wives chased me around the kitchen, knife in hand, shouting. She was easily disarmed. I was not injured. Had the police been called, had she been the least bit injured, without question I would have gone to jail. Luckily, I was teaching about domestic violence at the police academy when this happened. I knew what to do and I did it. I walked out the door, filed for divorce, and have not laid eyes on her since. I abandoned thousands of dollars in new appliances at a time when my wallet was flat as a flounder. Fortunately, I remained free and saved my legal career, which a felony conviction would have ruined.”
What if the bitch needs slappin? Pimpin ain’t dead, it just put on jogging shoes.
“beat women in detached houses rather than apartments, so screams don’t get heard and police don’t get called”
“It wouldn’t hurt to teach Fred that when arguments with women escalate, the correct response is to run out the nearest door or leap out the nearest window.”
“Do not get into your car. In an angry state you’re likely to get into an accident or get pulled over for a traffic violation. In addition, the woman may describe the car and give the license plate number to police, who will then issue a BOLO (be on the lookout) notice for your vehicle. Cops can find a car more quickly than they can find a person on foot who has a head start. So leave on foot and keep going.”
Handling cops
The first law of handling cops is also the first law of handling shit: don’t. Cultivate your agoraphobia.
“Do your partying at home, where walls, doors, and the Fourth Amendment protect you.”
“no patrol cop is going to get a warrant unless big-time crime is going on.”
Never be visible to cops while doing something illegal. Be indoors.
“Often they grow their own marijuana, so they do not buy drugs and fall victim to police stings, undercover cops, and confidential informants.”
Cops stopped at door, fail to get warrant, have to fuck off. Video
Behaving in public
If you find yourself outdoors in the America savannah, blend in. Cops are curious visual predators cruising in cars for arrests. Never approach police activity.
“Most serious crime occurs between 9 P.M. and 3 A.M., what cops call “the red zone.””
“Most security cameras take low-resolution images, and you cannot be easily identified while hatted.”
Should you be accosted, remember that cops aren’t the only predators out.
“When confronted by strangers who ask about time and directions, say nothing. These are ploys used by robbers to lure you close. Don’t speak; just go.”
Sadly, America is no longer a place where a man stands his ground. You need a few million net worth to defend yourself in a self-defense case. Best to come back for them later.
“In south Florida, contract murders are refined to an art form. The preferred method is two taps to the head with a snubby .22. A round from a larger pistol will penetrate the skull, then exit, often allowing the victim to survive. The .22, in contrast, enters the skull, then bounces around, scrambling the brains into mush. Pros appreciate such things.”
And don’t trust your neighbors either.
“To protect yourself, observe this ancient Muslim proverb: “Never disclose thy tenets, thy travels, or thy treasure.””
Careful what you carry on the street.
“They know that police do not like to find guns, so they carry the all-purpose and legal knife. When they do carry guns, they are likely to have a permit.”
Panopticon cruisers
“Police make foot, bicycle, and horseback patrols, but most of them, most of the time, drive around in cars.”
Freedom of the open road? Oxymoron. Better be OCD.
“in the computer age, cops can pull up behind you, run your tag through their onboard computers, and instantly discover any paperwork problems (suspended licenses, expired insurance, unpaid tickets) that allow them to stop and search you and your car. You do not want cops doing this. So get your heap street legal and get the paperwork letter perfect with all fines, fees, and insurance premiums paid. This costs money. Get used to it. Freedom isn’t free.”
A seatbelt is cop repellant. Mom was right. Buckle up.
Never lend your car. Only carry highly trusted passengers, and few, and rarely. Group of guys should wear construction hats or suits. Avoid nighttime and bad areas.
“I drive a Ford Crown Victoria that looks (on purpose) like an undercover law enforcement vehicle. This generally gets me a pass with the cops.”
Fed up? Try biking!
“One of the “advancements” in law enforcement that truly disgusts me is the extension of vehicle laws to bicycles and the use of proactive policing techniques to pile felony charges onto children. Every criminal attorney in my city has cases of children arrested and jailed for such crimes as riding a bicycle at night without a light, riding without a helmet, and riding with their buddies on the handlebars.”
This bullshit is another method of hassling NAM’s.
Chatting with the Devil
When God forked the tongue of the snake, its gift of speech passed to the cop.
Should a cop stop you on the street for doing nothing, that’s a Terry stop. “Papers, please,” ain’t long behind. Are you legally obligated to comply? It depends. Reasonable suspicion can precipitate a stop. So ask why you were stopped. If reasonable grounds for detention are found, you must present. That means reasonable articulable suspicion of a crime.
Reasonable and articulable suspicion of weapons related to commission of a crime may result in a legal frisk. But always decline anyway, if just for the camera.
The standard for determining detainment is whether a reasonable person would think he’s free to leave. “Can I go” works just as well as “Am I being detained.” The court doesn’t care about magic phrases, although the cop might. Always ask, if only for the lawsuit.
Stay off the FI
Never talk to cops. They put you on FI (field interrogation) reports. Then if you match a description, they come to arrest you.
There’s another reason to cut the interaction short – so canine backup can’t arrive. If they can’t bring the unit out within the 15-20 minute detention window, you’re free to go.
The cops have places to be and people to fuck with, too.
“You have one advantage on the side of the road that is lacking for suspects downtown in the trick box—time. Unlike detectives, uniformed officers are required to patrol. If you refuse a search and they cannot quickly get a warrant or a dog, they will have to let you go lest their sergeant roll by and bite their heads off for “failure to respond to a higher priority call or to maintain adequate patrol activity.” In general, police can detain you by the side of the road no longer than 20 minutes, the time it takes to write a citation. If they keep you beyond 20 minutes and only later conduct a search, anything they find may be ruled inadmissible. So refuse the search and wait them out. This works.”
Kenny Suitter pulls a slick advanced move here. Be sharp before attempting.
Cop Asks For ID, Driver Says No And Drives Away From Police! Video
Dialogue options
First step is to select your demeanor. Looking pathetic is good for baiting and defusing. Maybe you want the cop to talk, to abuse, to ham it up for the camera. Or maybe you want him to relent.
For straight up avoidance, Kenny’s way is best. I’d call it calm assertive laconic. The undercurrent of derision is just because Kenny’s an asshole. On the other hand, politeness might be mistaken for weakness.
If you really intend to attract attention, ala Cop-block, raise that finger. Better have a backup hidden camera first, though. Or a buddy.
My personal contribution: Evening officer, how’s your arrest tally this month?
Truth bores cops
Carson again: “When your story checks out, the officer’s incentive is to drive on. … Truth bores cops. That’s a good thing. Remember it.”
Bore him, or give him nothing. Your call.
The three games
Carson speaks of that whereof he knows:
“When you are face-to-face with police, there are two contests going on. 1. A CONTEST FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL DOMINANCE. (Who’s boss?) 2. A CONTEST FOR PHYSICAL CUSTODY OF YOUR BODY. (Do you get arrested or stay free?)”
Of course, he suggests losing the first to win the second. And he misses the third: info dominance for court. Many cops don’t even realize that can swing against them. They’re still used to being able to lie because no cameras. Heh.
Key phrases
Your first question to a cop should be: “Officer, have I done something wrong?” This kicks off the info war. It’s a devious ploy – the cop will want to start talking to amp the intimidation for war #1.
Once again, they can lie to you, but the court will only believe them. So always record. (Carson is against recording police. What a joke.)
Soon enough, of course, the cop will try to turn the tables. “Police routinely search your mind through questioning.” Shutting up incites a cop to talk to assert dominance. This reveals more info usable in court.
Part of the custody game is establishing your mental incapacity and urgent need for social services processing. Never make eye contact, so he can’t claim your pupils are dilated. Say little to minimize verbal mistakes. If he comments on your shaking or unwillingness to step outside for a chat, say, “Because I’m afraid of police.” Elaborate on police brutality and weaponry. Shaming + defusing + pretending to throw war #1.
When they start digging, here’s Carson’s recommended reply:
“Officer, I’d like to answer your questions, but my attorneys told me that in a situation like this, I should not say anything unless they are present.”
This tells cops you already have an attorney. Which means they’ll have to show in court on a day off.
Have paper street creds with the info you’re required to provide. This cuts down on verbal mistakes and conversation time.
“Car creds are used like street creds. You hand them, all together in a business-size envelope, to the police officers who pull you over for a traffic stop.”
In addition, Carson recommends making friends with one of the local scumbags and getting his business card to add to your creds. The full packet includes cop card, lawyer card, and papers please.
“Remember, you must find an attorney and develop a friend on the force before you get stopped by police. Only then can the police officer who’s questioning you and reading your creds realize that you are lawyered up in advance and have friends in important places, like the savviest people.”
Lastly, Legalshield is an interesting development. It gives you a lawyer on call 24/7. So you just put the cop on the phone with the lawyer. They also have free pre-made legal paperwork to print out on your member site. A cheap and worthwhile investment for living in the Land of the Free.
Let’s see it all play out live!
Ron Paul vid on what to say to Police if stopped. Don’t give ID unless lawfully detained, and don’t consent to searches or volunteer information. Video
False friend, true bully
Cop loses his shit after getting shut down. The nice-guy veneer shatters catastrophically. Good times. Video
“It is standard procedure for police to talk fast or start yelling to rattle your cage and get you to agree to a search. They will try different approaches to get you to cooperate. Maybe they’ll offer you some gum, or pal it up with an arm around your shoulder. They do this for one reason only. They want to search your car and arrest you!”
“Friendly” interrogation shut down. Cameraman cold war continues. Video
Action starts at 3:30, citizen successfully intimidated into complying with unlawful “papers please” Video
Awesome Indian guy shuts down fat black Texas Sheriff bully demanding ID. And his own spineless wife. Video
Awesome dick journalist pisses on bully cops. Video
Dick cop loses it on Uber driver for no reason. Gets taped by passengers. Video
Negro bully bullshitter cop loses the fishing contest and his dignity. Evil laugh at the end – Suitter is the man. Master class in dealing with cops. Cops HATE spending time fishing and coming up empty. Especially against a stone cold bastard. Video
Avoiding arrest
Per Carson, of course, it’s better to cry, piss and poop yourself than be arrested. Make sure to notify the officer of your soiling.
“In an emergency, when a cop is about to arrest you for a petty offense, I recommend that you poop your pants, pee down your leg, and barf all over your shirt rather than go to jail. Timing is crucial. Do this before cops decide to arrest you. If you do this after you’re arrested, you’ll anger the officers and possibly get beaten.” Because cops really, really hate cleaning it up. Ruins their high.
You can also request an NTA, notice to appear in court, in lieu of arrest. Obviously, the cop gets no points for those.
Always take the opportunity to leave while they’re waffling. Here’s how the pros do it.
Derrick Broze evades arrest at Reagan Airport after passing out TSA opt-out flyers. Video
Bully with a badge
Now let’s get to the real dirty. Here’s how cops freak you out so you go to jail.
They WILL touch you. “Touching a suspect to check his fight-or-flight status is standard police procedure.” Battery is SOP.
Beware inciters. “They may use inciters, such as whispered insults or a quick poke with the baton.” “THE IN-YOUR-FACE SCREAM-OUT. This is the most common, and legal, inciter.”
The solution? Don’t react. If you raise your hands to cover your face, you’re “resisting arrest.” If you run, you’re “fleeing arrest.” If you shove the cop backward, you’re committing “battery”.
If hard pressed, Carson says to be silent, close eyes, grip clothes tightly (not in pockets), and ignore it. I dunno about closing the eyes. Pavement tends to jog the brain.
Then we get a little more extreme. There’s the touchy feely – especially during patdown. A quick squeeze of the balls, perhaps. Unethical but hard to prove.
Those whispered insults may escalate to racial slurs and fighting words. Illegal but easy to get away with.
The baton and flashlight poke may be hard enough to force an involuntary reaction. React by curling up if you must.
Lastly, they may thrown down planted evidence. Doing so risks firing. Pray you’ve got a camera.
Worst case – you’re arrested
“Make sure your camera or tablet is password protected so it cannot be dumped without a warrant.” And don’t count on it not getting dumped anyway.
If you’re getting beaten – protect your head, get it under cruiser. Those flatfeet have steel tips. They will certainly charge you with resisting now, or else admit brutality.
Get the dance wrong, and here are the consequences:
White homeless man cries “Dad, Dad” for his retired cop dad as he’s beaten to death by next-generation pigs. Video
See the sick dominance game by the fat Hispanic cop that preceded it. Hands on knees. Feet out. Hands on knees. Sucker punch. If you can watch the whole thing, you’re hard. Video
Breaking Bad
Walter White was a weak sucker. Do it right.
“For business he switches from his personal cars to an ever-changing variety of beaters purchased for cash, then legally insured and tagged.”
“The chemist never personally delivers drugs or receives money. All sales and payments occur through prearranged drops and electronic transfers to banks. He rarely uses telephones, and never uses mail or computers for business. On the occasions when he meets personally with distributors, he does so one on one, without witnesses, in steam rooms, hot tubs, or on the beach, where bugs, wires, and parabolic microphones are less effective. Outdoors he invariably wears sunglasses and wide-brimmed hats so that he cannot be reliably identified from photographs or surveillance tapes. None of his distributors knows his identity or where he lives.”
“There were no labels or packaging materials discovered, no fingerprints anywhere in the warehouse, and no particles of skin or hair to yield DNA . Police theorize that the chemist used latex gloves, even to open doors, and disposable “clean room” suits, caps, and booties to avoid leaving biological traces. When questioned, the chemist stood mute and police were not able to make an arrest. Subsequently he sold his house and left his girlfriend, and is thought to have assumed a new identity and resumed operations in another city. When police obtained court orders to investigate his known income, they quickly became lost in a maze of corporations in the Bahamas, the Cayman Islands, and Panama. When they investigated his driver’s license, they discovered it had been obtained with a phony birth certificate.”
“THE MORALS OF THIS STORY
1. This subject is a police nightmare: a savvy crook who works alone and does not discuss business with his women or friends.
2. Because of his general unobtrusiveness and care to drive nondescript, legal vehicles, he is almost immune from arrest by routine policing and traffic stops. Even for police detectives, this guy is a tough nut.
3. Investigating his financial affairs would require the active assistance of the U.S. Departments of State, Treasury, and Justice to enforce treaty obligations with foreign governments. For police departments, obtaining such cooperation is difficult.
4. He could be investigated by the FBI or the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA), which have more resources than local police, but a successful prosecution would require an enormous investment of agents and resources to keep up with the chemist’s frequent moves, changes of identity, and wary business practices that negate the government’s most powerful investigative tools: consensual monitors, wiretaps, and confidential informants.”
Or take a page from the best criminals in America:
“When cops themselves are interrogated or arrested, do you think they babble and make confessions? Heck no! The only answer they give to other cops is the basic info. Then they clam up so tight a crowbar couldn’t pry loose another word. They always hire the best private attorneys possible. During an internal affairs investigation , they show up not only with the sharpest mouthpiece in the city, but with their union rep as well. It’s a tag-team effort that displays legal talent, union muscle, and union money to the investigators on the other side. Cops are super savvy about the criminal justice system. They never give up information for free. They never talk or cooperate with investigators and prosecutors except as part of a carefully negotiated deal to reduce or dismiss charges. When it comes to staying free, you can learn a lot from the cops.”
Remember: “Police departments are stuck in the last century in regard to their ability to hunt and arrest middle-class criminals.” Think like an accountant.
And remember what DeNiro said.
“What happens most commonly is that frenemies such as former friends, lovers, and spouses give law enforcement legal access to your data because you gave them your passwords in happier days. When this happens, no warrant is required, and your attorney will not be able to suppress the evidence.”
How to hurt cops
Your two options are direct and indirect warfare.
Direct warfare is about what you’d expect. Cartels, insurgents, IRA, etc. Hit the property, hit the men. Cops are cowards; morale breaks fast. And cops have to respond to tips and calls, making them easy to mantrap. You could probably do something clever with a 4chan tip and an m44 cyanide injector or bear trap, if you really wanted to.
But it’s all pointless. With unlimited Fed dollars, the thin blue line isn’t going anywhere. Why replace thugs in blue with killers in black? Sure some ghettoes have made themselves no-go zones, but they don’t have property taxes and scared white grandmas. Walking around the neighborhood open-carry is more productive. Grandma’s your problem.
Then there’s resisting unlawful arrest, which is even less wise. Mostly because you’re directly involved and surprised. Americans used to have this right, but don’t seem to anymore. Recent legal precedents are trending against, and de facto reality is that it’s a death sentence. Play GTA; there are always more cops.
The only exception is if the cop is rogue and lone. Then, shoot to kill. If you’ve spent time on the range, chances are he hasn’t. Expect to spend the next decade in court.
If you’re really interested, here’s the breakdown:
In states where resistance is lawful, you can bait and kill, but it’s dangerous.
In states where resistance is unlawful, the arrest must employ excessive force first, which makes it even trickier to succesfully do. You’d need a buddy baiting system, one to shoot, one to get tased.
Overall, the method seems impractical, more of an emergency last resort. Baiting for lawsuits is way safer and probably more effective. If you want to kill cops, do it illegally, like the pros.
Indirect warfare
“Ultimately, the only way to change how a government agency operates are to hit them in the budget, and, occasionally, to change the leadership.” Source
It’s all about the $$. Zero tolerance is expensive. Wait for the Fed rolling debt collapse. When every local government goes bankrupt, guess what happens to the thin blue line? Mercenaries always leave. Insurgencies win because they last.
Course that doesn’t mean you can’t earn a payday fighting for the cause.
Stings and lawsuits
Here’s how the pros do it. County sting catches sherriff arresting black guy for trying to file a complaint. Video
And here are the amateurs. Woman awarded $100,000 in Free Speech settlement after being arrested for yelling “fuck the police” and flipping off cops Video
Retarded Hispanic cop harasses citizen into a winning lawsuit. Oops dashcam. Video
A self-interested entrepreneur? Bad cop caught on tape arresting sober driver for DUI – Driver awarded $70,000 3 years later Video
Comments from the video:
I’m slightly wondering if it was all a set-up, with the intent to sue. Consider, the tests came back negative for anything. No booze, no drugs, yet the bottle of prescription oxy – which he claims he had not taken in days – just happens to be on the console between the seats. Listening to, “Mr con-artist,” he does NOT sound all that lucid. There were DEFINITE bouts of confusion and even a tiny bit of slurred speech. The officer asked, “who said this?” in regards to the no law requiring the submission to a FST. Mr. Con-artist came back with a bit of confusion and what eventually amounted to an, “I don’t know.”
As for the, “too tight handcuffs…” Although it’s nearly impossible for the average person to loosen the cuffs, any moron can EASILY tighten them further. And why not tighten them, to the point where they leave bruises and abrasions, when your end game is to win a lawsuit?
A little tiny bit of erratic driving, a tiny bit of lemon juice (or like substance) to redden and water your eyes. Almost ANY cop is pulling you over. Refuse to take the FST, get arrested and come out perfectly clean on the blood tests. For added insurance, make sure to solidify an arrest with a narcotic (but make sure it is prescribed and you do NOT take the pills for at LEAST 3 days prior to your con). For added sympathy points with the jury, make sure you tighten the cuffs as tight as humanly possible. In this way, you can add additional, “proof,” to your abuse of power and aggravated arrest claims.
Good job, Mr. Checkpoint, you pulled off the con perfectly. If I get this right: you had to ensure bruises on your wrists – that would go away in a week or so; spend a night in jail; bail out your dogs (adding to the cruel and heartless actions of the officer – good touch on that one); get you car out of impound and give your attorney up to 1/3 of your settlement. The way I figure it, you ended up with, give or take 5K, about $45,000 … for a few days of actual effort – spread over several months – on your part.
As a side note: I have little respect for the law enforcement agencies in the US. Far too many of them are indeed bullies with a badge and a gun. I’ve even gone as far as saying, “the American police forces could be considered the American version of the Gestapo!” But I do know a con job when I see one!
OP’s reply:
No not all set up. Had no intention of making a traffic violation, and frankly never saw the officer in site. I also didn’t have to wait several months, but instead several years for them to settle my case. Any yes the handcuffs were to tight, but troll on.
Accuser’s reply:
… Here’s a tiny piece of advice: most con artists don’t get caught when they commit the con. Most get caught when they brag about it.
Either way, looks like this IS a good way to make money, for those with sufficient patience and a prior arrest. And it’s currently one of the best ways to hurt the cops. They’re a revenue machine. Make ’em bleed red. Maybe they’ll skimp on vests!
Police department shuts down after settling lawsuit. Video
Ye olde criminal justice industrial complex
Funny. Back in the day, one of the most decried abuses was debtor’s prison. Now we have prisons funded by debt.
“the state gets paid more than $ 150 per day by the federal government for every day you’re in custody, since the federal government does not have pretrial detention facilities, i.e., jails.”
Think the county minds putting you up? Think again.
Ultimately the Federal Reserve powers the behemoth. But local PD’s aren’t as directly plugged into the pipeline. They’re still powered by local taxes, and can therefore be hurt, the small ones even killed.
What about confiscations? They’re a public flashpoint, and big dollar figures are eye catching. For example:
Cops confiscate $160,000 from Indian businessman driving to buy convenience store. Impossible to recover seizures from Fed. Local still possible. Video
The take on the average DUI checkpoint isn’t shabby either. Video
Unfortunately, humans aren’t built to think on astronomical scales, and that’s what’s required here. The confiscations and tickets don’t amount to squat. So where’s the real money at?
Cities finance departments from taxes. For example, New York’s city budget takes 10% from “other”, which presumably includes confiscations, tickets, etc. Lawsuits against police typically don’t hit the department directly. Instead, they hit the city. The city, county, village or whatever is the one that funds and controls the police department, and decides whether to have one at all.
7 million adults are under some form of correctional supervision in the US, 1.6 million in federal or state prisons, and 760,000 in jails. “Total cost of the criminal justice system – police, judicial and corrections – at all governmental levels exceeds $214 billion annually.” Source
$214 billion is 6% of the $3.5 trillion 2015 federal budget. The criminal justice complex is government funded, by taxes and ultimately by Fed debt. A village may fund itself via tickets, and agencies certainly welcome bonuses from confiscations. But recorded confiscations only amounted to $5 billion in 2014. That’s 2% of total funding. The real money comes from taxes at local, state and federal levels.
Lawsuits do hurt police departments, mostly indirectly. But the most powerful weapon against them is political. Turn the populace against the very concept of modern policing, and its funding and political backing vanishes.
How do we do this? By proving that the modern American police state is a weapon of mass dhimmitude aimed at the people. Make people viscerally hate the plague of bullies with badges swarming across the landscape like man-eating locusts. The camera and the keyboard are the ultimate weapons in this war.
Open carry, hidden carry. Open camera, hidden camera. Open contempt, hidden contempt. Those are the relevant choices.
Direct resistance, indirect resistance is mostly a no brainer. Wait till the Fed collapses before trying anything dramatic, or you’ll get 5 stars. Bankrupt the strongman, and then you can rob his house.
How does one accelerate the bankruptcy of America? Vote Democrat or Republican.