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From Wyatt Earp to Deputy Derp

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This Thanksgiving, a dindu nuffin lost his stuffin. Stealing radios from trucks, high on PCP, pulled a knife on cops, slashed one cop car’s tires. Trying to get away, more or less.

(Kill starts at 5:19)

In theory, a cop with actual balls could’ve tased and maced this innocent teenager while a gunner covered.

In practice, the shooting occurred at 10-16 feet versus a guy high on PCP and armed with a 3-4 inch knife. Sounds justified. However, since the target was moving away from police encirclement, this distance was the cop’s choice, along with the inevitable outcome.

The extra shots fired at the downed target were extra.

16 hits is coward spam. “He’s coming right for us!” Give him one somewhere nonvital and let him think about cooperating. But no, cops always empty the clip. This one simply made the mistake of continuing to spray to the click on a prone adversary.

Somewhere back in the locker room America’s cops must’ve gotten together, done the math, and figured out that a dead statistic is less of a financial liability to the shooting officer than a live plaintiff with a leak and a conflicting testimony. We should probably limit them to mandatory retirement after one clip.

Frankly, it would’ve been safest and funniest for dashcam dude to ram the dindu in the street. Russian cops would’ve. Captain Trigger-diddle had no idea who was behind that canvas backstop.

I hear Chicago’s a riot this time of year. It’s Groid open season on Herbus Americanus.

Not that I’m complaining about the outcome. Blacks and cops killing each other is just as great as Muslims and atheists killing each other.

Now when Muslim Cathedral proxies kill good Orthodox Christian soldiers, THAT calls for a drink. A toast, really, to the end of the world.


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